Mr. Thorngren's Blog

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The Simpsons – Going Strong Since 1989

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You may want to re-think that decision to become a daredevil.

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What parents won’t do for their kids.

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Should the elderly continue to drive?

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An “interesting” way to protect an endangered species.

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Sticking up for your hometown is always a good idea.

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A new move can be good.

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Have you ever wondered what having a super villain for a boss would be like?

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Being the new kid in a school isn’t always easy.

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Nature can be brutal.

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Always remember to vote.  Every vote does count! (Multiple times in Chicago!)

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Farming is hard work.

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Beware of mutant vegetables!

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The evils of Big ToMacco!

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Glasses or Laser Eye Surgery?  Big Decision

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Do you have a sweet tooth?  I sure do.

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Does the media ever distort the truth?  Umm, yes!

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Cheaters never really win.

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Counting on the family dog.

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Always treat your neighbor’s pet with kindness.

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I guess I am not the only one who hates dialing an area code when making local calls.

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Is advertising directed toward young children?  You decide.

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Prohibition

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A Springfield Speakeasy

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Bootlegging

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Home Brewing

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Prohibition Ends

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Sometimes, this family scarily reminds me of my own.

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When good monkeys go bad.

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Don’t make your brothers fight for wrestling tickets and then take out a girl instead.

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Are girls actually easier to raise than boys?  You decide.

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Don’t try and hide things from your parents.  They WILL find out.

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Do any of you have relatives that don’t like Christmas?

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If you have a painful tooth, don’t try to guilt your dentist friend into fixing it for free.

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How far would you go to get revenge on pranksters?

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Be nice to younger siblings, or they might try and get you back!

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I may be a bad bowler, but not this bad!

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Forgetting a birthday may have unintended consequences.

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Don’t sneak out when your parents are already worried and upset about something.

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Some Awesome Saturday Night Live Clips

(From when it used to be funny!)

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What Might Happen if a Psychic Was on a Game Show

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Cooking With the Anal Retentive Chef

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The Church Lady Argues With a Drunk Woman

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Competing at the “All Drug Olympics”

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Dumb Teenagers Give Dumb Answers on a Game Show

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Hans and Franz

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Chris Farley and “Focus on Beauty”

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Do You Want to End Up in a Van Down by the River?

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Be Careful Who You Invite to Your Party

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Having Some Coffee Talk

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Kerri and Kippy at the Olympics

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The Super Fans

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A Debbie Downer Thanksgiving

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Debbie Downer and Santa

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Debbie Downer Visits Disneyland

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Random Funny Clips

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Be Careful Using Your Cell Phone in Public

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Global Warming???

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Would You Like a Snug Wow?

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Watch Out for Psychotic Tomatoes

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I Screamed When I Saw What You Did Last Halloween After Friday the 13th

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Be Careful When Buying “Wilderness Girl Cookies” Late at Night 

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Avoid Being a Moody, Whiny, Apathetic Teenager

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